Dia (
shatteredservice) wrote2012-12-11 01:36 pm
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Deal with the Devil?
It is still very early, though the reason that Dia is already up is not because he can't sleep, but because he knows it will be better to get his call to The Mage's Association done and over with by the time Set wakes up. That way if he does end up upset, he will hopefully have time to bleed off the stress before either Set or The Beast can pick up on it. The last thing Dia wants is to have to deal with bringing The Beast down after having had a stressful talk with The Association.
Because he knows this isn't going to go well. He knows the kind of shit they are going to tell him and he knows they are probably not going to buy the geis story one bit. It would be great if they did, but he isn't very confident they will. It would mean showing some common sense and decency--two things he's pretty sure they don't have.
Dia turns the phone over in his hands for a few minutes working up the nerve to dial the number. It is silly, really. He's charged into armies in the past with no worries; he fought off Caster's monster without blinking, but this simple phone call is giving him pause.
Dia sighs and sets the phone down to take one last sip of tea from the mug sitting on the bar. He runs his hand through his hair nervously, and then picks the phone back up dialing the number before he can find another reason to delay.
The phone rings for a few moments before there is a click on the line that Dia knows means he's being transferred. When the Association let everyone go out to live their lives, they were all given a number that would directly connect them to those within The Association who dealt with servant affairs.
Of course, that doesn't mean that he still doesn't have to talk to a secretary before he is put through to someone who can actually do something for him. Dia can't help but cringe at the fake cheer in her voice.
"Good morning, Cu Chulainn. What can we do for you?"
Dia isn't surprised that she knows what house is calling. He's always suspected that the number not only was a direct line, but also identified who they were. He's also not surprised that they assume that it's Set calling. After all, Set always said that they weren't going to talk to him if he could help it.
"Actually, this is Diarmuid. Diarmuid Ua Duibhne. He and I live together," Dia corrects her.
"Oh, Diarmuid, my apologies. We were told that you wouldn't be talking with us so I just assumed..."
Dia waves off her concern. It's just as fake as everything else, "It's fine and this is a different circumstance. Could I talk to someone in Affairs, please?"
"Has something happened?" Her voice is suddenly too eager. "You are fully aware of the details of your arrangement. If we need to arrange a detain..."
"You do not," All the politeness evaperates from Dia's voice and is replaced with just a hint of anger. "I just want to speak with someone in Servant Affairs."
"I would not advise trying to hide an incident, Diarmuid. It could easily lead to a violation of your contract. I'm sure you don't want that."
"I'm not hiding anything," Dia's voice is low and just a little dangerous, not that the secretary seems to notice. "I merely wish to talk with someone in Servant Affairs. Transfer me."
"Please understand, Diarmuid that there are many things The Association wants to talk to you about and haven't been able to since Cu Chulainn has insisted that we not talk to you."
"And you are not qualified to talk to me about any of them," Dia points out. "Now do your job and transfer me."
The secretary starts to say something else, but seems to decide against it. A moment later, Dia is relieved to hear a buzz as he is finally put through to Servant Affairs.
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She would explain further, but the phone rings again. She gives a defeated sigh and changes the line.
"Honey?"
Her voice is full of apprehension because the other end is silent for a long time. Then, when the explanation starts, she feels a creeping desire to slam her head into her desk.
"Just because you can't do that with a real doggy doesn't mean you can use your toys. Or Mommy's oven. Just...sit down for a while and think about what you've done. For a half hour or so. Just sit."
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And again she fails to get him properly on hold. He can't help but wonder if she's doing it on purpose or if she's just that technologically impaired.
In any event, when Dia hears about her daughter's latest adventure, he can't help but smile a little. It reminds him, briefly, of the times he'd come home to find the kitchen destroyed after Grainne had tried to teach their daughter to cook.
A princess trying to teach a little girl to cook had not been a good idea. As hard as she'd tried, Grainne had never really gotten the cooking thing down.
And that is the secret to why Dia is so very good at cleaning up the disasters Set leaves in his kitchen. He's had plenty of practice.
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"Now, Diarmuid, do you need to say anything?"
For the first time in the conversations, frustration slips into her voice. Dealing with her "daughter" could get on her nerves faster than any Servant could.
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"That sounded like an emergency. If you need to go handle it, I will be happy to speak with someone else. Maybe they will be more understanding of the situation when they aren't being distracted by their children."
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"No. I'm fine."
She snaps at him. Just because she had a few minor distractions doesn't mean she's any less competent than another representative.
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"Yes, you seem perfectly focused," There is a slight bit of sarcasm in his voice, but that vanishes after the first few words. "I'm not saying there is anything wrong with your ability. However, I was a father in my first life. I know well how children can distract you even when you are trying not to be distracted. I merely wished to give you the option of transferring me if you needed to deal with her.
"If that is truly not the case, then we can continue our discussion whenever you are ready."
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"Yes. Please continue. At the very least, can you testify to your own sanity? Was Cu Chulainn the only one given a geis, or did you submit to one too?"
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"The geis was laid only on Set. To be specific, it was laid on him while The Beast was in control so it was The Beast who agreed, with Set giving secondary permission. It binds them both as an effort to get them to work more closely together to prevent me being hurt and it being broken."
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She has gone back to being calm and collected. It seems that the current change has indeed put her side at a disadvantage. If anything, she might need to call back the Enforcers to discuss a change in strategy.
And then the phone rings again. She gives an audible growl as she has to switch lines again.
"I said a half hour. This is nowhere close to a half-hour."
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He understands being a parent. He does, but right now the woman is suppose to be being a representative of the Association, not a parent. If her child needs this much attention, then she should be willing to pass her work on for the moment and get things taken care of instead of trying to do two things at once and not getting either of them done well.
Dia prides himself on being a patient man, but his patience is starting to wear thin.
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"Stop."
Nemesis' tone is not harsh, but it is not the tone of a frustrated mother. She sounds exactly as she does when conversing with Dia.
"Sweetie, Mommy is on the phone with someone very important. No, not as important as you, but they don't want to listen to what's happening. I think you'll scare them. As long as you're not hurt, just get the maid to give you a new dress."
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Not when that tone of voice conveys such condescension and distaste toward the person who is suppose to be her daughter.
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Her tone is gentler by the time she switches back to Dia.
"My apologies. That child is getting into more trouble than she usually does."
She almost has to wonder if the child is doing it on purpose.
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"She is your child and your responsibility. Nothing should come before that."
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She catches herself just in time. The girl is not her biological daughter, nor would she regard her as such. But she is not cruel or foolish enough to say so in a place where the girl could possibly hear.
"She is special, that child. And she needs to understand that I have my duties as assigned by the Association."
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"You mentioned she has a maid. Just how much time do you spend with her and how much time does she spend with the maid? Perhaps spending a little more time with her would help end these behaviors so that you can focus on your work."
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Who is he to tell her how to care for the child?
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"Would it work to set up a few times during the day for her to call so that she doesn't call so randomly and interrupt your work?"
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She stops and pulls the phone away from her ear. She stares at it with a surprised expression. She had just taken advice for a Servant. It is perhaps the oddest thing that has ever happened to her with the exception of having that child given to her.
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"Yes, if she will listen. It always hinges on how willing the child is to listen. Well, that and their age. Sometimes they are just too young to understand. How old is your daughter if I may ask?"
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She doesn't correct him on calling the child her daughter. After all, a moment of discomfort is better than revealing too much information.
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"That should be old enough to understand. Hopefully, she will listen to you and you will be able to work something out that will give her the closeness she needs while also giving you space to work."
Dia pauses for a moment, refocusing himself, "And I'm sure you are tired of me telling you how to parent. Shall we return to the previous topic before you daughter calls again?"
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She also has to take a moment to focus.
"I will suggest scaling back the Enforcers for the time being, but if any incidents occur, the number of Enforcers might increase."
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"Now, your secretary mentioned that there were things that the Association wanted to ask me, but had not been able to because Set refused to let you speak with me. Would you like to ask me those things now? I can't say when I will be able to talk to you again. He didn't want to let me make this call, but somehow I didn't think having you talk to him about this would be a good idea."
It is a good will gesture since she seems a little more willing to work with him now. He just hopes he doesn't regret making the offer.
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